Saturday Morning Thoughts...Some People Play Too Much Volume 2.1

Ok so I'm at work on a Saturday morning again (I love my job ) and I was sitting here reading the paper and thinking about a few things...
These are just my thoughts, and what I'm feeling this morning...otherwise known as my RANTS AND RAVES!
1. So I went to the mall last night and I realized, most dresses are NOT made for chick with HIPS! I mean seriously, the last thing I need is something that brings MORE attention to them. I did however finally find a dress, and YES I will wear it on Friday!
2. Why do children roam the mall in PACKS on Friday nights...ok, I knew there would be a lot of kids, but GOOD GOD! They were everywhere! I was in Borders trying to purchase my fantasy football magazines (Twankle, the ESPN one is FIYAH!) and this lil half goth 12 year old was in the way and got an attitude when I said excuse me. My mother would have beat me within an inch of my LIFE if I ever 1. had that sort of an attitude at 12 and 2. tried to go to the mall with no money. I think this now makes the fact that I am old, OFFICIAL!
3. I'm going to see the red sox tomorrow at FENWAY! WOO HOO! This excites me because getting good seats at fenway is like trying to find Osama - you KNOW they are out there, but alas, they seem to escape EVERY time! Thanks Karen!
4. The Celtics have Ray Allen and Allan Ray. Hmm. And they gave away the number 5 pick to get Ray Allen who hasn't rebounded since UConn (and even then ) and who think defense is the what Jamaicans call that thing outside of the house that is of the white picket variety. Allan Ray, well, mm.
5. IPhones are $600. WTF. And there were folks CAMPED out yesterday for them. I don't get it. It will be obsolete in a month, if it isn't already.
6. Back to the NBA Draft...Did you see this mess? You would have thought Stephen A. Smith was sitting on Isiah's bench waving a towel Thursday night. What was that about?
7. So what did pro athletes do for fun before there were strip clubs so they could make it rain?
8. Rob and Big, that show on MTV about the skateboarder and his bodyguard is strange, yet funny.
9. Ok, back to the Celtics. So the Celts dumped Wally Sczcerbiak and his big ol contract in order to get Ray Allen on Thursday night. Interestingly enough, word on the streets is that one of the reasons Kevin Garnett had no interest in coming to Boston was he didn't want to play with Sczcerbiak. And here I thought it was because the Celtics are no longer relevant and Danny Ainge is an idiot. Who knew?
10. I watched the BET Awards the other night, and lemme tell ya, Ciara is a baaaaaaaaaaad brawd. And when did Reggie Bush get so FINE? Geezus.
11. Enough already about Paris Hilton.
12. There was some poll on the radio this morning that if American's had a choice between getting an iPhone or finding Osama, they would pick the phone. How nice.
13. The 2008 election season is upon us, and I like Obama. Something about Hilary makes me ITCH.
14. Big Brother starts Thursday and I can't WAIT! Though it will not be the same without my beloved CHILLTOWN!
Thats it for today...I'm going to finish this work and then I'm off to grad parties, cookouts, a nice steak and some BASEBALL...This is what summer should be about!