Ok so I'm at work on a Saturday morning again (I love my job ) and I was sitting here reading the paper and thinking about a few things...
These are just my thoughts, and what I'm feeling this morning...otherwise known as my RANTS AND RAVES!
1. So I went to the mall last night and I realized, most dresses are NOT made for chick with HIPS! I mean seriously, the last thing I need is something that brings MORE attention to them. I did however finally find a dress, and YES I will wear it on Friday!
2. Why do children roam the mall in PACKS on Friday nights...ok, I knew there would be a lot of kids, but GOOD GOD! They were everywhere! I was in Borders trying to purchase my fantasy football magazines (Twankle, the ESPN one is FIYAH!) and this lil half goth 12 year old was in the way and got an attitude when I said excuse me. My mother would have beat me within an inch of my LIFE if I ever 1. had that sort of an attitude at 12 and 2. tried to go to the mall with no money. I think this now makes the fact that I am old, OFFICIAL!
3. I'm going to see the red sox tomorrow at FENWAY! WOO HOO! This excites me because getting good seats at fenway is like trying to find Osama - you KNOW they are out there, but alas, they seem to escape EVERY time! Thanks Karen!
4. The Celtics have Ray Allen and Allan Ray. Hmm. And they gave away the number 5 pick to get Ray Allen who hasn't rebounded since UConn (and even then ) and who think defense is the what Jamaicans call that thing outside of the house that is of the white picket variety. Allan Ray, well, mm.
5. IPhones are $600. WTF. And there were folks CAMPED out yesterday for them. I don't get it. It will be obsolete in a month, if it isn't already.
6. Back to the NBA Draft...Did you see this mess? You would have thought Stephen A. Smith was sitting on Isiah's bench waving a towel Thursday night. What was that about?
7. So what did pro athletes do for fun before there were strip clubs so they could make it rain?
8. Rob and Big, that show on MTV about the skateboarder and his bodyguard is strange, yet funny.
9. Ok, back to the Celtics. So the Celts dumped Wally Sczcerbiak and his big ol contract in order to get Ray Allen on Thursday night. Interestingly enough, word on the streets is that one of the reasons Kevin Garnett had no interest in coming to Boston was he didn't want to play with Sczcerbiak. And here I thought it was because the Celtics are no longer relevant and Danny Ainge is an idiot. Who knew?
10. I watched the BET Awards the other night, and lemme tell ya, Ciara is a baaaaaaaaaaad brawd. And when did Reggie Bush get so FINE? Geezus.
11. Enough already about Paris Hilton.
12. There was some poll on the radio this morning that if American's had a choice between getting an iPhone or finding Osama, they would pick the phone. How nice.
13. The 2008 election season is upon us, and I like Obama. Something about Hilary makes me ITCH.
14. Big Brother starts Thursday and I can't WAIT! Though it will not be the same without my beloved CHILLTOWN!
Thats it for today...I'm going to finish this work and then I'm off to grad parties, cookouts, a nice steak and some BASEBALL...This is what summer should be about!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
The Some People Play Too Much Chronicles, Volume 2
So ok, sometimes I truly wonder if some people spend their ENTIRE existence playing...
1. As many of you know, I love sports. DUH! So I'm in a baseball fantasy league at my friend's job again. I truly think the IT 's job there is to facilitate sports gambling. This fool sends us UPDATES every day on the status of the pool. He plays entirely too much...and my friend wonders why her computer is all fawked up...cuz he's TOO busy calculating how many runs the Twins and Pirates scored last night.
2. I was told to wear a dress to Ibiza next friday. I swear before god, if i see a chick that DOESNT work there in some AF1's, it will be official that Smitty plays too much.
3. Why does that guy in my pic ALWAYS tilt his head, slightly askew? you guessed it, he plays TOO MUCH!
4. A certain someone better STOP playing, before I take the mess he's been talking on google seriously
5. Tonight is the NBA Draft...Danny Ainge is gonna pick some foreign cat that isn't gonna do shit and the Celtics will be WORSE next year than they were this year...and still probably wont get the number 1 pick...I'm not sure if Danny Ainge is just playing too much, or an idiot.
6. Can we talk about Amy Winehouse...and this Rehab song? It's catchy, ok I'll give you that...but this hoe is singing about REHAB! WTF? She plays too much.
7. The spice girls are reuniting for a world tour...and this is a headline on CNN.COM . Either its a slow news day, or someone plays too much.
8. Paris Hilton on Larry King last night...I'm not even blaming Paris...this one is on Larry playing too much, and playing into her NONSENSE. she got locked up for being an idiot. THE END!
9. If Hank Aaron wants nothing to do with Bonds' record chase, why should I? Bonds plays too much if he thinks anyone really believes he is eclipsing Hank Aaron...even if the numbers say he is.
10. The Rocket's ERA is 4.86 after three games, if you're trying to keep score at home. Clearly, the Yankees are playing too much while paying him close to ONE MILLION per game.
1. As many of you know, I love sports. DUH! So I'm in a baseball fantasy league at my friend's job again. I truly think the IT 's job there is to facilitate sports gambling. This fool sends us UPDATES every day on the status of the pool. He plays entirely too much...and my friend wonders why her computer is all fawked up...cuz he's TOO busy calculating how many runs the Twins and Pirates scored last night.
2. I was told to wear a dress to Ibiza next friday. I swear before god, if i see a chick that DOESNT work there in some AF1's, it will be official that Smitty plays too much.
3. Why does that guy in my pic ALWAYS tilt his head, slightly askew? you guessed it, he plays TOO MUCH!
4. A certain someone better STOP playing, before I take the mess he's been talking on google seriously
5. Tonight is the NBA Draft...Danny Ainge is gonna pick some foreign cat that isn't gonna do shit and the Celtics will be WORSE next year than they were this year...and still probably wont get the number 1 pick...I'm not sure if Danny Ainge is just playing too much, or an idiot.
6. Can we talk about Amy Winehouse...and this Rehab song? It's catchy, ok I'll give you that...but this hoe is singing about REHAB! WTF? She plays too much.
7. The spice girls are reuniting for a world tour...and this is a headline on CNN.COM . Either its a slow news day, or someone plays too much.
8. Paris Hilton on Larry King last night...I'm not even blaming Paris...this one is on Larry playing too much, and playing into her NONSENSE. she got locked up for being an idiot. THE END!
9. If Hank Aaron wants nothing to do with Bonds' record chase, why should I? Bonds plays too much if he thinks anyone really believes he is eclipsing Hank Aaron...even if the numbers say he is.
10. The Rocket's ERA is 4.86 after three games, if you're trying to keep score at home. Clearly, the Yankees are playing too much while paying him close to ONE MILLION per game.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Some people play too much Volume 1
Seriously, truer words have NEVER better uttered. Some people DO play too much.On that note, I'd like to say the following:
1. Contrary to your belief, the world does NOT revolve around you. My world, at least, I don't know about everyone else. You play too much.
2. Pacman Jones is an idiot. Yes, the media may be making it worse, but that does not take away from the fact that he is now throwing millions away, and NO I don't mean he's making it rain, either. Pacman plays too much.
3. Paris Hilton plays entirely too much. Bitch you got all this money, WHY are you even driving yourself.
4. The internet has a lot of folks thinking they are more popular than they are. Stop playing all your life, its THE INTERNET for the love of god.
5. Everyone knows Jason Giambi used steriods. All of this sidestepping around talking to the powers that be is PLAYING TOO MUCH!
6. Asante Samuel need to go on ahead and sign with the Patriots...and stop playing when it comes to this contract.
7. My clients play WAY too much. I do a lot, but I'm not a miracle worker.
8. How you gonna judge ME, with your own closet full of skeletons? Somebody plays too much.
9. How do you go to Jamaica...and a pool party in Jamaica...and not get in the water? Better yet, how can you not take off your hot ass slouch sock? Super Urban plays too much.
10. P Diddy on making the band this whole show is just WAY too much playing. As is Charm School...but I DVR and watch both religiously.and that is my rant for today.*taking a bow*
1. Contrary to your belief, the world does NOT revolve around you. My world, at least, I don't know about everyone else. You play too much.
2. Pacman Jones is an idiot. Yes, the media may be making it worse, but that does not take away from the fact that he is now throwing millions away, and NO I don't mean he's making it rain, either. Pacman plays too much.
3. Paris Hilton plays entirely too much. Bitch you got all this money, WHY are you even driving yourself.
4. The internet has a lot of folks thinking they are more popular than they are. Stop playing all your life, its THE INTERNET for the love of god.
5. Everyone knows Jason Giambi used steriods. All of this sidestepping around talking to the powers that be is PLAYING TOO MUCH!
6. Asante Samuel need to go on ahead and sign with the Patriots...and stop playing when it comes to this contract.
7. My clients play WAY too much. I do a lot, but I'm not a miracle worker.
8. How you gonna judge ME, with your own closet full of skeletons? Somebody plays too much.
9. How do you go to Jamaica...and a pool party in Jamaica...and not get in the water? Better yet, how can you not take off your hot ass slouch sock? Super Urban plays too much.
10. P Diddy on making the band this whole show is just WAY too much playing. As is Charm School...but I DVR and watch both religiously.and that is my rant for today.*taking a bow*
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