Friday, June 29, 2007

The Some People Play Too Much Chronicles, Volume 2

So ok, sometimes I truly wonder if some people spend their ENTIRE existence playing...
1. As many of you know, I love sports. DUH! So I'm in a baseball fantasy league at my friend's job again. I truly think the IT 's job there is to facilitate sports gambling. This fool sends us UPDATES every day on the status of the pool. He plays entirely too much...and my friend wonders why her computer is all fawked up...cuz he's TOO busy calculating how many runs the Twins and Pirates scored last night.
2. I was told to wear a dress to Ibiza next friday. I swear before god, if i see a chick that DOESNT work there in some AF1's, it will be official that Smitty plays too much.
3. Why does that guy in my pic ALWAYS tilt his head, slightly askew? you guessed it, he plays TOO MUCH!
4. A certain someone better STOP playing, before I take the mess he's been talking on google seriously
5. Tonight is the NBA Draft...Danny Ainge is gonna pick some foreign cat that isn't gonna do shit and the Celtics will be WORSE next year than they were this year...and still probably wont get the number 1 pick...I'm not sure if Danny Ainge is just playing too much, or an idiot.
6. Can we talk about Amy Winehouse...and this Rehab song? It's catchy, ok I'll give you that...but this hoe is singing about REHAB! WTF? She plays too much.
7. The spice girls are reuniting for a world tour...and this is a headline on CNN.COM . Either its a slow news day, or someone plays too much.
8. Paris Hilton on Larry King last night...I'm not even blaming Paris...this one is on Larry playing too much, and playing into her NONSENSE. she got locked up for being an idiot. THE END!
9. If Hank Aaron wants nothing to do with Bonds' record chase, why should I? Bonds plays too much if he thinks anyone really believes he is eclipsing Hank Aaron...even if the numbers say he is.
10. The Rocket's ERA is 4.86 after three games, if you're trying to keep score at home. Clearly, the Yankees are playing too much while paying him close to ONE MILLION per game.

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