Its hot as hell, and people are playing way too MUCH!
1. The airlines are charging you to check your luggage. Seriously? Do you get a refund if that shit doesn't get there when its supposed to? The airlines CLEARLY play too much.
2. Jesse Jackson needs to have a seat. If you think his recent shenanigans don't tarnish his image, you play too much.
2a. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, YOU play too much.
3. Brett Favre wants to play football, again. Brett, seriously, make a FAWKING decision and stop playing so much. Better yet, don't play at all. STAY RETIRED.
4. Text Message Contracting/Real Talk? Is THIS whats hot in the streets? First Elton Brand, then Brett Favre. Seriously? Major life decisions are communicated via text messages? Whats Next? "Will U Marry Me :-)?" Stop playing SO much.
5. John McCain thinks Czechoslovakia is still a country. Oh John, please take your medication and stop PLAYING SO MUCH!
5a. See 2a.
6. Wade Boggs *eyeroll* Seriously, a Yankees hat at the All star game? Is that how you wanna play it? You play too much if you think Sox fans will forget this.
7. Fake Shoos are NOT OKAY! I don't care what you do to rationalize it, they are not OKAY! And if I can spot your fake Mongolian dunks from across the room, you play too much.
8. Its July, its hot as hell. Why are you STILL wearing sweaters to the club. I love you, but you play too much.
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