Bych, you ain't all that ANYWAY...

Never in my life have I witnessed a man flip the script so quickly. I was having an innocent IM conversation yesterday with a man I used to "talk to". His status message said he had an audition with Diddy. You see, he fashions himself a singer. I hit him up to wish him luck....here's a recreation of the convo...

Me: good luck on the audition
Him: Thanks baby, how u been, what u been up to
Me: good, working, doing a little bit of traveling.
Him: Where you been travelin to
Me: So far this summer Jamaica, DC, New Orleans and goin to Miami in a couple of weeks
Him: Oh that's good. U got pics for me?
Me: um Lol
Him: whats funny
Me: Nothin
Him: u miss me?
Me: um...
Him: What
Me: I know we havent talked in a while but um I'm seeing someone
Him: oh its like that?
Me: what do you mean?
Him: man whatever, u ain't all that shorty, don't let your head get big. you aight for an ugly broad.
Me: wow
Him: If I wanted you I would have had you.
Me: um ok, look, it doesn't have to be all this, and I just wanted to wish you luck on your audition. I hope you get yourself a deal.

*end of convo*

Seriously? i'm not all that, cuz I have a man? apparently, someone thinks I'm all that, or I'd STILL be single.

Slim get over yourself!