Red Sox Nation is once again being tortured by our beloved baseball team. I swear being a red sox fan is like being in an abusive relationship...they throw you down the stairs, promise to never do it again....things get better, and then they throw you down the stairs again. I mean, they've made the play offs, but the magic number is TWO.
And Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Aye Dios Mios. Can you decide if you want to play for the Sox or not? Its like everytime he gets up to bat he's trying to decide if the fans love him enough to hit a home run. Play. Don't play. JUST DECIDE! Alas, so long as he is ours, I will love him...I will have hope in my heart every at bat and will make excuses for his poor field play..."Manny being Manny." Oh Manny, why can't I quit you!
I hate the Yankees...and I think I'd like for A rod to go away. Forever. And take Barry Bonds and Milton Bradley with him.
The Patriots *sigh* oh how I love them so...they have looked strong in the first three games, but they have a big test this week, and definitely there is room to improve...but aside from that...I have some thoughts on this new season:
RANDY IS DANDY! Thank you, Oakland, for trading randy to us for a PB&J sammich (or a 4th round pick, same thing). In 3 games he has 400 yards and 5 TDs. He doesn't have to be a leader, talk to the media...hell he can NEVER do a press conference again, so long as he stays in the end zone. My only gripe is that I don't have him on ANY of my fantasy football teams.
Adalius Thomas, I realized my love for you as you trudged down into the end zone. Welcome home.
Sammie Morris and Wes Welker - I'm so happy they don't play for Miami anymore. I'm so happy Bill convince you both to join the pats....speaking of Bill...
FAWK YOUR TAPE
APB: Larry Johnson, Vernon Davis, Marc Bulger, Steven Jackson and the NO Saints. Please alert the authorities if you see any of these men.
I now hate the Chargers more than I hate the Colts. That's a lot of hate. However, not more than I hate the Yankees.
Tom Brady's baby is cute. So is Tom Brady. But, I'm all set with his gold digging baby mama.
Not long ago, I mentioned that Danny Ainge has finally stopped playing so much. Well he has, for now. Paul Pierce. Ray Allen, KAYGEE! We suddenly have an offense. I suddenly actually want to watch the Celtics. This is a new development. Though I'm displeased about James Posey...I hate him...he went to Xavier...I went to GW...we don't play nice when it comes to basketball.
There is a hockey team too...the Bruins...however they are a DISTANT fourth in this NE sports fan's heart. They are the Patriots of the 70's. The Celtics of the past 10 years...the red sox of that 86 year drought. Yeah, they are that bad.
However, here's to fall...when all of my teams are playing and my love of my teams is at an all time HIGH!
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