You bother me....STOP THAT!

It seems I’ve been easily irked these past few days, and that has gotten me thinking about my PET PEEVES! There are things that I see, hear, observed people doing that drives me nuts…we all have them, and I don’t think mine are all THAT bad…

1. Don’t call me during the patriots games. I know you could give a shit about them being on TV, but that is MY TIME. If there is an emergency, please text me, and I will determine how much of an emergency it really is.

2. How do you leave the house with no money? I mean I understand you EXPECT not to pay for anything, but what if there is an emergency of some sort? What are you going to do then?

3. I do not need to HEAR you eat. STOP SMACKIN!

4. I also don’t want to hear you gnawing on your gum. That’s not sexy. Please stop.

5. Please don’t assume you know more about sports than I do because you are male and I am female. More than likely, you are wrong.

6. I hate for someone I don’t know to touch me, especially my hair. GET away from me, I don’t know where your hands have been!

7. If I tell you I don’t want to talk about it, why must you keep asking/hinting around it? Stop it. I mean it.

8. Why do people have “internet” personalities? Can you not be the same person in reality that you are behind a keyboard? I don’t understand.

9. Please stop bragging to/telling me what you have etc. etc. I don’t care if you purse costs $1000.00. This doesn’t change the fact that its shitty, to me. And if this is combined with #2? Mm. Annoyed.

10. Speaking of shitty, shitty shoes irk the living daylights out of me. Seriously, put the shitty shoes back.

11. Shitty shoes, part 2. Dirty sneakers/tennis shoes. STOP IT! Buy some new ones and don’t try to wear running shoes that look like you ran through the rainforests while doing ANYTHING but running.

12. Cheap Liquor…I don’t like swill and don’t understand people who actually REQUEST swill such as absolut. That is NOT the good stuff. Stop acting like it is!

Ok, Ok…enough complaining today…